In this page you can find links to some insolent and provoking and nasty books based upon own experiences of Anders Allander. You also can find the devilish summing up of the Situation of the World by clicking upon A salute for the New Year and Reflections

 

 

A provoking handbook sor serious peopla with humor and who question wangling economists and other wheeler dealers..
In this book you can find humorous and creative methods recommended to prevent greedy and incompetent economist from wangling.
In the book you also can find a newcategory of humor : Economist humor- which qualify for a position among other categories of humor Blondin humor, Dirty Jokes, Idiot humor, Office Humor, Poo Poo stories, Scottish stories etc. Read it - if you dare!

See examples from the book LINK

This is an handbook for the persons that want to use methods in order to embezzle capital from an organization. Here you can find many dishonest suggestions taken direct from ea real case from a Swedish international corporation.
Using the declared methods it is possible to get a corfporation to show whatever result you wish and at the same time you drain the corporation from all its assets without being noticed by external persons and organization.
Buy it! Here you can find manycreative suggestions in order to improve your personal career and economy!

This book is dedicated to :

All good work mates and some competent managers I have met during my multi-faceted career in ASEA/ABB-corporation. In other words I give thanks to the persons who have not followed the recommendations in this book.

For the rest of you I wish you a successful and interesting journey to where you are going!

New! See the complete book by LINK

A "handbook" for persons who steps and utilizes other persons in order to improve its personal position in an organization, at the same time as his power and economy increases.
The book contains many dishonest and provoking suggestions, that unfortunately too often has been used.

The contents is based upon Anders Allanders own experiences within ASEA/ABB-corporation since 1978 - experiences from Sweden but also internatiomally.
The book is full of black humor plentifully illustrated with pieces of art created by the artist.

At first a couple of motto taken directly from the ASEA/ABB corporation. The spitit in these motto has inspired the contents in Anders Allanders Trilogy The Master of Science and the handbooks that Anders Allander has created in the same spirit.
Detta är en av dessa handböcker. This corresponds with the spirit of ASEA – corporation and ABB – corporation under the lead of Mr President Percy Barnevik!

See example of thebook by LINK

Motto A :

The one who does not show results – he is a liar!

(This means in reality that you ought to sabotage for a honest, sincere and not lying person preventing him to show positive results. He then can be declared as incompetent and then seem as a liar.This is a very commom method for corrupt organizations that has a lot of dirt to hide.


Motto B :

The one who lets himself be exploited - he MUST be  exploited! He is a stupid son of a bitch who has to give himself all the blame!

(This means that Ethical Kodex in society in reality is this statement. It is necessary to harass your personnel, sabotage for them and disqualify them and stop them to look for other positios outside the organization. Then you do not even have to give them a decent salary. This is a very commom method for corrupt organizations that has a lot of dirt to hide - for example. ABB!)

 

 

Economist Humor : Darling

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Economist Humor : The pigsty

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Economist Humor : Long Cocks

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Economist Humor : Above you find some of several stories from the book Civilekonomers användning (Utilization of Economists) treating manipulating Economists and their manners! The stories may treat family relations, sex, relationes to ”friends” etc. Most dirty jokes fits into that surrounding if you replace the horny idiots to "The Economist". Most Scottish stories also fits here if you replace The Scot with "The Economist". Readers of this book my react to the rough "indecent" jokes in chapter 5. But the stories anyway have a meaning as conspicuous illustrations of the Sens Morale declared in the end of each story.

The readers of the book may come with own suggestions of stories and methods that may be published in a future edition of the book.

Link to variuos jokes
 
Link to management high-sounding empty phrase
 
Link to Scottish humor
 
Link to Press manipulations
Link to an Epilogue for Perry Bamsevret
Payments to the top managers of ABB
 

Percy Barnevik and the asbestos liabilities
   
   
Link to severance pay to Percy Barnevik and Gören Lindahls of 233 million CHF
 

 

Bull shit Matrix

Link to points of view by professor Oom on modern management


Link to Swedish Radio collection of articles concerning finance criis 2008


Probably the worst embezzler in World history Bernard Madoff

 

I have received a lot of comments to my Epilogue of Perry Bamsevret. Some of the coments are described below:

Allegation A : Percy Barnevik did never invest in bad companies causing losses. DIt was only profitable investments! You lie!

Answer A : Barnevik purchased approximately 150 companies all around the World. The companies baught from Germany and USA were of definite of bad standard (B-class). The only purchased company that was possible to run with good profit, as far as Anders Allander knows, in Strömbergs in Finland. But this has to do with that Strömbergs did not let the Swedes (Percy Barnevik and his Economists) inside their walls or systems, but were running the operation according to their own heads instead. Great honor is given to the finns not letting themselfes be cheated.

For more information read the book Livsfarlig ledning by Bengt Carlsson and Sophie Nachemsson-Ekwall.
To claim something else than what is described above is a fraud and total falsification of history.

Allegation B : Barnevik was running ABB with great success to a fantastic profitability. It was thanks to the fatastic profitability he received tis large bonus when he left the company in 2001.

Answer B : ABBs fictive profitavility only was a baloon of air. This was in the end of the day shown in form of astromical debts. According to BBC and Guardian and many other sources Barnevik left a corporation with a "mountain of debts" of 6,3 billion USD when the exchange rate of USD was 10 SEK/USD. The result of this is that he created a colapse of 2 great world-wide corporations ASEA and Brown Bovery. To claim something else than what is described above is a fraud and total falsification of history

Allegation C : ABB-corporation has neverengaged themselves in fraud, embezzling and wheeling-dealing! You only engage yourself in overstrung lies!

Answer C : It is well proved that Financial embezzlement have been used in order to plunder the Argentine company ASEA Elecmac.  If you use a simple mathematical calculation you cleraly can see the method for this robbery. ASEA management (withPercty Barnevik in the lead) however put all the blame on "Operational Losses caused by the local personnel" - which is a complete and proved lie! 100 innocent persons thereafter were fired in order to protect the embezzlers. This methos is clearly described in the book Handbook in Finnacial Embezzlement, that you pretend not to understand. The same method probably has been uset for the complete corporation ASEA/ABB in order to rob it causing the above declared debts of 6,3 billion USD. To claim something else than what is described above is a fraud and total falsification of history

Allegation D : ABB works according to Ethical Codes and has never harassed its personell or actes un-ethical in other ways.You are a damned liar!

Answer D : ASEA/ABB management has done all in its power to disqualify ach break down the previous local managers of ASEA Elecmac in Argentina and has continued with these activities during a period of 30 years. The methods for this is clearly described in the book Handbook for Ineffective Persons.
Some of the personell of Anders Allander have been threathend to death (and further on this alsi is directed to Anders Allander and his family). ASEA/ABB management also has harassed him and sabotaged his work resulting in he has been burned out various times during the latest 30 years.

But he posssesses the worth arms that exist - truth and rather good conscience - and has against all probability raised again after each kill.

The previous manager Ramon Bares has another story. He started an own completely new company Elecmac after the shtting down of ASEA Elecmac. ASEA answer to this was slander and pure sabotage in order to make it impossible for Ramon to succeed and break him down. But Ramon now could during 16 years run his company with good profit - now when he had got rid of ASEA.

But Ramon made a great mistake. He received a huge job from ABB which he also delivered. ABB refused to pay and Ramon went bankrupt as he hadinvested a lot of money in this project, which he could not get back. With this method ABB could "prove" that ASEA lecmac was not profitable and thet it was a good decision to shut down thwe company. "It was not at all a matter of fraud!" See the Barnevik motto "The one who does not show results – he is a liar! " Ramon is with this "proven" to be a liar!

Besides what is described above Anders Allander has during 1980 - 2000 seen many of his colleagues from ASEA/ABB being harassed by ABB management and have left the corporation for the best to their health.

Allegation E : The present ABB anyway is a very profitable corpration, that generates a lot of profits.

Answer E : It is not at all sure that ABB generates profit. Still the same persons sits in the lead of ABB as durinr the epoch of Percy Barnevik. At that epoch definitively no profit was generated (see the debts of 6,3 billios of USD among other matters).

If yiu use financial manipulations you can show whatever result you want to for a corporation - also a great fictive "profit" for an almost bankrupt organizaation. But in the endf the day that corporation gets into bankruptcy. The methods for this is clearly described in the book Handbook for Financial Embezzement, which I have explaiened tyoyou at various occations But you act ignorant and seems not to understand - or do you not want to understand?.

To claim something else than what is described above is a fraud and total falsification of history

Allegation F : It is ridiculous to claim that ABB wants to show fictive profit without suubstance. They have no reason to do this!

Answer F : Using fictive profit is, among other methods, a common utilized way to increase the rate of shares. Many small investors might have laied their money on a baloon oc only air, but that they believe have substance. When the large investors in this way have incresed the price of their maybe worthless shares - they sell. In this way the small investors loses almost all their money! This happened 2000-2001 for ABB and now it seems that they try once again! But tha small investors now seem to have learnt their lesson and nor in a hurry avoids the stock-market. Just go on with this!

Allegation G : You can not criticize such an authority as Barnevik. Stop this!

Answer G : It seems as USA is a much more honest country than Sweden. In USA they as an example have seen to that the corrupted top managers of ENRON were taken away in chains. And now the whole financial market is put in question in USA resulted in they have put FBI to investigate the matter. But here in Sweden they prefer to "put the lit" on the problem and hide it. They here in Sweden seem to prefer to believe more in "authorities" than i verified truth, But I will continu to lift up "the lit" as long as I can.

Allegation H : You are nagging about your damned Argentina. That is old history and possible fraud are no longer punishable since many years ago!

Answer H : It still is punishable. It still goes om in form of sabotage, slander, attempts do disqualify honest persons perviously working for ASEA/ABB in Argentina. And the method for financial embezzlement and manipulations still obviously is used - now in a broad scale World-wide. We now see the resut of this fraud in the present financial crisis as an example.

When I receive more allegations i will continue to develop the list above! This may be a fun debate!

Link to Litterature in Related Subjects

Link to even more HUMOR - The little Devil Mefisto

See also A Salute for the New Year